team mcelvar's facebook 'song' #2

if i was a cheesecake

all sweet and pure

i would eat you all up

would you eat me?

i would be the best around

for all the town

to eat and enjoy

to bring smiles to peoples faces

for all the girls and boys

cause they shout oi oi

cause they got nothing to lose

all the people in the street

but they do not share me

moving their feet

clapping their hands

to the ryhtm and the beat

and singing

friend morning til night

awake til dawn

dancing thats right

sharing beds

everyone knows what happened between you and me

(nodding heads)

til we get caught woth the feds

keeping silent

throughout the night

i just wanna party with you

party all night

the rhythm let me be me

cause i just want you to see

that i can be me without hiding behind some mask

waiting for the time to pass

and be with you

cause thats what i really wanna do

spending my nights thinking of you

i really wish you knew

that...i am still a chessecake, am i not?

my feelings for you

like im stuck in glue

with you I am standing still

but all I want to do is be free

but there is nothing i wouldnt do ,without you

not able to escape

not free from you but I wish to move

i just need to prove

what you mean to me

you mean the world, you are my cheese.

my love will never die as long as you are by my side

by my side you will be, for without you where is me?

my undying cheese

just dont make me cry

ohh jeez

I just need my cheese

i want to be your only cheese

with my pleasure you shall be here forever

and ever and ever, forever on the dance floor

its you and me

shaking those hips

like shakira

i really wanna be with ya

in a closet

aawoooooo

take me down, we can go below the surface

we can see things unknown

just you and me

together, it's our dirty little secret no one has to know

our dreams become reality

our fantasies come true, baby if you let me

i can take you to the next level

Oooooooooo babbyyyyyyy

our sex on display

no longer are you exsisting, you're starting to live the dream.

take me to another place where unicorns are real

And everyone likes cheesecake

new york is where we started

we'll take it to another city

open rooms

where ever me may go

our love can reach the sky

together we will fly

to the moon and back

problems disappear

into the midnight sky

were floating above the stars

our stars shining bright

so bright they look like diamonds

were blinded, oblivious tot he world

because we are together

where we shall be forever

completley care free

not caring what they think

cause no one else matters, baby its just you and me

for eternity

even when we come back down

it'll still just be you and me

team mcelvar's facebook 'song'

if the world stopped spinning

and i lose your love

would you be there for me?

would you ever realise how much i need you?

do you really care

would you stay close to me?

or was it all a game to you

the sun hung from a string

after you broke my heart and left me

and my telephone began to ring

ring ring ring

hello?

and my heart began to sing

turning in the morning

and if God should take this all away

if it all should stop without a warning

I would still stand tall

cause behind it all

you're the one who's made

a winner out of me

would you be on the other end?

hey, this sounds like a mashup from Glee

i hear your voice and i feel myself smiling

but is this all fake?

just to stop myself crying

emotion takes control

because of all your lying

and inside you know im dying

i cant hold back these tears

you made a fool out of me

i wanna hear you say your sorry

until then all i'll do is worry

again, why did i let this happen

why did i let you walk over me

i guess it was just meant to be

waiting for you to notice

but you wont open our eyes and see

that it burns when i pee

what you have to done to me?

tell me why...why do i feel this way?

you lied to me and told me it was just me...only me.

yet, im crying over you, i cant stop thinking about you...tell me why.

i was so naiive

and how you make me feel

the person right infront of you

is what i want to be

bont bother anymore im tired of your sorrys

I want to be an astronaut and fly up in the sky

It me and it's all I want to be

and bring back the sun and stars

and maybe even visit mars

to see the world int he dark

get away from the local park

but i dont wanna clean up the dog poo so maybe ill walk him on the moon

and defy gravity

and eat the cheese...

If my heart was a compass you'd be north?

i went to the moon and watched the llama dance and prance

then i flew over the south of france

eat some cheese

rid the dog of fleas

pick some peas

get down on one knee

and marry me

and sneeze

shut up please

and eat some more cheese

and pick some more peas

yes please

i love glee

get rid of your disease

find the old car keys

stop with the ees

jump in the car

please

so i walked to the tramp and said

give me a pasty

he said no, he was very hasty

wont go too far

dont be nasty

without a car

because the pasty shop is all the way down the road

and said its so so far

went to a bar

and i dont care where you are

wished upon a star

so i stole your mates wallet

ill run you over mith me mams car

and saw from afar

a shining star

no matter how far

i got bitten by a shark

that looked like a car

Rarr rarr ahh ahh ahh

Not even in the dark

then the clocked stopped

it hurt

tick tick tick it started working again

and started going backwards

Or tom daleys bum

mmmmmmmmmmm

then it stopped working...again

tik tok

on the clock

then it started working again

like ke$ha

yum yum

then your mother bought you a sausage roll and your a veggie

then i looked behind me

and there was a huge vegetable

and tom daley was there with a wedding ring for me

and britney spears was shaved again

and saw ke$ha

what am i on drugs? ke$has not yum

i never found a bar

and ooops your mothers seeing reggie

Going a bit mental

i love grapes

so i bought some grapes

i need help from a dental

then jim said marry me, and i said yes

but the grapes I brought turned sour

forver doesnt last

no he didnt

forever is over

catfight began

nothing lasts forever

because the world stopped spinning

and the time stopped

and everyone stopped winning

but it turned out this was all a dream

and i lose your love...

the end.